Oct 17 2008
The kids say the funniest things…when it isn’t YOUR child saying it….
Well dear readers ….How are you today? Good I am glad to hear that. So it was yet another exciting day in the life of a southern mom. We traded to the doctor’s office for the dentist office today. My poor six year old had to have 3 more cavities taken care of today. So as of right now we have 6 months of no dentist thoughts. While waiting in the waiting room (no the annoying woman from the doctor’s office was not there THANK GOD) there was a small child who I would guess to be three or four waiting with her uncle while her mom had a tooth fixed. Bless this poor man heart you knew he didn’t have children of his own. So he was playing with her and she walked over to his leg and passed gas on him. She proudly announces to him “I just farted on your leg”. The man face started to glow red and he whispered “don’t say that it is ugly”. Her response was “I farted on you again.” Now I don’t normally laugh at such things though my entire family thinks that farting is the funniest thing ever. However since it wasn’t my child in this story I kind of laughed. Don’t get me wrong I have been the parent with the red face before. Well 30 minutes into it the stress was taking its toll on this uncle. He tried every game and trick to keep her entertained while they waited. Needless to say they made the hour visit much more entertaining than the loud crazy cell phone woman from yesterday. So we are now home and have you tried to keeping a six year old from eating for two hours after the dentist had his way. I think the dentist came up with this rule as punishment for the parents that allow their kids to get cavities. There is no reason for it other than making the parents life a living hell. Well dear readers I wish I could tell you I am off work for the weekend but there is NO such thing in my line of work. I mean if I am not there to fix those waffles chaos and panic will spread and our little town will be all over CNN….Breaking News….lazy waffle maker stayed home today and the entire motel was burnt down in protest…..in a related story the waffle maker had to get up and make waffles for her family and didn’t get to sleep in anyway……..
