raramomtoo3

Boooooooo!!!!!  Did I scare you?  Well Happy Halloween dear readers.  Today is the day I can be myself and no one thinks bad of me being a witch.  So I went to work and flipped the waffles with strange and odd looks.  I had ONE person ONE person who knew what I was.  Now here is where I start ranting.  I purchased BRIGHT BLUE hair dye for my costume and when I sprayed it on it turned a dark purple.  What in the heck is up with that?  So now I have purple hair instead of blue.  Of course this takes my costume even more out of the picture.  So I am running to hell….oops I mean Wal-mart to try and find another way of getting my hair blue.  So what is your costume?  Oh come one you aren’t too old to dress up for Halloween.  If this 31 year old, fat, mom of three…4 if you count my husband is dressed up and you should be too.  So I got out of getting the Hannah Montana wig in order.  My children have worn that wig like it was the town bicycle.  They have brushed it, braided it, slicked it, and pulled handfuls out of it so what we had left was a freaky balding blonde giant wig.  The wig is bigger than she is.  If she makes it home with it still intact from school we will have seen a miracle take place.  Of course I am waiting on my oldest daughter’s school to call home and say “Come Get Your Child”.  She is going as a gothic something or other….so last night she put her tattoos on and she had one on her face.  They are picky about these things.  They can’t have “colored” hair.  It has to be found in the normal hair person range.  However it is now 11:00 and no one has called crying and called and demanded that we come get her from their school and rap us on the knuckles with a ruler.  I wonder if they still do that in some schools???  So I decided that I have to punish you guys early today.  I knew that after I picked up my children all Halloween Hell would break loose.  My oldest has to get her fake piercings on and I will have to comb out Hannah and patch up my pirate for his plundering.  So I will let you off the hook and give you a break since I am sure you are getting your treats together as I am getting my tricks out……Happy Halloween…..

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