raramomtoo3

Well Happy Black Friday to all of you brave and strong men and women who went to Wal-Mart at midnight to wait in lines.  Ok now if I hadn’t had to work and wasn’t sick as a dog I would be out there fighting the crowds.  So my weeks of planning and spying on GottaDeal.com have produced nothing.  I hate being sick and poor.  The only reason I am willing to risk bodily harm at Wal-Mart is the fact we are POOR (heck we are so poor we are just Po).  I am scraping and hoarding my pennies to buy my kids Christmas presents this year.  I would take on anyone if it meant my children would smile on Christmas morning.  It doesn’t really matter not only did I have to work, had no money and I am still sick.  Yes my dear readers I am still feeling bad.  I was so pissed off yesterday.  I wait for Thanksgiving to roll around every year so I can EAT without people giving you the “look” has if you are an animal who just had a prize kill.  Everyone young and old over eats on Thanksgiving it is our right as an American to indulge ourselves.  Heck I am sure even super models enjoy their Thanksgiving dinners buy getting 1 ounce portions of the food instead of only a bite.  So as you know I have been sick for a few days.  My kids did my cooking so on so forth.  We sit down at the table and IT hits.  You know when your brain has just received a warning of “backup” coming from the mid section.  It is like an Alabamian road crew nobody knows who is going where and they just stand there and look busy.  So I got a very small portion of the stuff and for a fat chick this was devastating.  I couldn’t even finish that.  I was pissed.  Yes I know there are some skinny people out there who would say “It wouldn’t kill you to not eat”.  To those people I want to say “No you are right it won’t kill me but it MIGHT kill you if I find where you live”.  You guys know who I am talking about.  The size 0 twit who acts as a security guard at Victoria’s Secret.  She meets you at the door with a fake smile and her head bobbing like a bobble head.  I expect at any given second she will politely say “I am soooo sorrrrryyyyy but we don’t allow loitering”.    She assumes that because I am a fluffy woman that I don’t want sexy underwear or heck even their shampoos.  How can you be too fat for shampoo and body wash?  I would think they would want us fat chicks to use their body wash considering it takes TWICE the amount for us to use.  Back to the twit at the front door she looks around making sure that none of the other stores saw the fat chick in HER store.  Now I understand Victoria’s “ Secret” is this crazy woman has never eaten.  So in my line of thinking is that at the Lane Bryan store they should have a beautiful size22 cashier who gives the same line about loitering to anyone below a size 16 who comes in to just “look around”.  My fellow fluffy friends this rant is for you.  I pray that we will live in a world where WE can know Victoria’s secret and people will understand that FAT women like sexy underwear too.  We like lacy things and MATCHING underwear.  My wardrobe consists of Hanes Her Way granny panties and tan bras that I have washed too much.  I would like black bras and black panties.  I can’t wait for the day that EVERYONE (big, little,young,old,women,drag queens) can walk into Victoria’s Secret with our heads held high and our credit cards ready to burn.  Ok I think the Loratab is kicking in.  So I will stop ranting for now but I am praying the “fat” angels are smiling down on us today……..

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