raramomtoo3

Good morning dear readers and a happy Monday to you.  I just wanted to point out that I am wearing a hospital gown and undies.  Now I want all my male readers to just CALM down because I know you think my hospital gown in sexy.  Well this is day two trapped in my own personal hell/rehab.  I actually had some food this morning and didn’t just “rent” it.  It has been over a week since this happened.  HOWEVER, the not eating has been going on for a month so I will need to make doctor’s appointment.  I have put it off dear readers because I am not only a “CUP HALF EMPTY” person I am a “SPILL THE WHOLE DRINK AND BREAK THE GLASS” kind of person.  I just assume that I have the worst case scenario.  So anyway I am laying here in torture waiting on towels so I can shower.  Ladies and Gentleman I am a BIG woman and I do NOT believe in NOT showering.  If I can’t shower I better be dead and then I want them to hose me off with a water hose out back.  My darling husband has pointed out that I have laid here and done nothing to make me dirty but in my brain I am DIRTY.  I am tempted to take a shower and drip dry but my husband will not let me.  So I am in pain, dirty, sad, need to pee, and REALLY want to go home.  I know some people like being the hospital but I am not one of them.  My family is my life and if I can’t be with my “life” I don’t want to be. (I am aware that makes no sense)  To top it all off dear readers it is snowing.  Yes you read right it is SNOWING in Alabama today.  I love snow. I am a child at heart and love to see it snow more than anything in this world.  So I am stuck in this bed looking out at the snow.  I can almost bet that others will look up and see me so sad like I am an 8 year old watching the snow.  Well I am back. I bet you didn’t even know I was gone.  I had my shower. (Do I smell better?) The soap and shampoo they have is AWESOME.  It smells so good.  It isn’t an overwhelming scent but a nice clean scent.  I plan to slip it under my shirt as I leave.  They will say “Is that a bottle of shampoo in your pants or at you just that happy to leave?”  Well the snow has stopped so it goes.  I will spend another half a day sitting here waiting for Dr. Prick.  This is another blog for when I can REALLY rant.  I am not a sit here and do nothing person.  I want to go home and do nothing.  If I was home I could do nothing in the comfort and privacy of my home.  The Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is running wild.  I hate to have people show up to my house and it is dirty. (Note to the one person who keeps coming to my dirty house I am sorry) I can’t stand things to be messy but for the last couple of months I have been trying to get my children to do their chores.  Now I am bad at this thing.  If it is there for a day I will break down and do it myself. I can’t help it I have tried trust me.  Well long and Dr. Phil story made short I hate for people to come to my house and things be out of place.  So every time a nurse comes in that “insane” part of me makes me tense up and I feel the need to go and dust the chairs in my room.  Take my trash outside and throw my empty cups.  Now how insane is that.  Well God willing I will be ranting from my own bed soon.  Till then my dear readers may the “snow” angels down us in Alabama and the “get me out of this hell hole” angels smile on me…heck I wouldn’t mind if they throw up on me as long as I can go home…….

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