raramomtoo3

Holy Crap Batman this HURTS.  Well to be honest dear readers I have no idea what day it is.  I think it is Thursday but I wouldn’t bet money on it.  Well the surgery went really good except from the pain I have.  I was naïve and thought that they would leave a small quarter size hole where they “drained” it.  No my dear friends it was much worse than that.  They went did a brick type way.  It is a finger deep and a brick width and length.  So after the surgery I got to come home last night.  The doctor said it will take at least a month to heal.  So every day we have to “change” the dressing.  So we have a home health nurse that is coming out and doing it but tomorrow my darling husband has to learn to do it since they will only come out twice a week.  The thought of him doing it is scary but I am sure he isn’t to fond of the plan either but it has to be done.  I will let you off the hook and no more gross talk.  Well it is nice to be home.  I hated being away from my family so much.  You miss a day and you miss a lot.  My beautiful daughter has her first boyfriend.  I am so happy for her.  Of course she is 12 and will never be alone with this boy but it is still cute.  I think she is nervous about how to go about it all but I know she will figure it out and bring out the good old female “whip” and she will be a pro before you know it.  My dearest son has been invited to join Beta Club at his school.  This is recognition of his academic achievements and I am so very proud of him.  My baby has been on a trip around the world this week.  Her classes have been visiting other countries to learn about Santa Clause’s from other the country they are visiting.  They have passports and everything so it is fun for her and she loves to share the information with me.  So even while in the hospital my drama never ends.  So let’s move on to my job.  I am assuming everyone is mad at me for being out sick.  My husband went to pick up my check to buy my medications from yesterday.  The boss was hateful and wasn’t going to give it to him.  I cannot help being sick.  I worked all last week sick as a dog just so I wouldn’t impose on anyone so this is the thanks I get.  Well bite me dear cruel world.  I am trying to get back as soon as I can to work.  Not that I am excited to come back to hatefulness but I need to work or my bills won’t be paid and no Christmas for my children.  It was already bad enough before missing work I dread it now.  Here is the thing people I am in CRISIS mode.  I repeat CRISIS mode.  I have not showered in 2 days and tomorrow will be the earliest. (Hence not going back to work till I can shower and smell like a human. Could you imagine a hostess who hasn’t showered in three days serving your food?) I have NEVER in my life gone 3 days without a shower.  As a fat woman I believe ALL fat women should shower at LEAST once a day and two if you do actual work.  I have longer hair on my legs than on my head.  I am FREAKING out people.  Due to my hump on the back I can’t get the dressing wet.  So the game plan is tomorrow the nurse will call and give me a 30 minute window to cover the dressing and shower.  That way if it does get wet it won’t sit that way for hours.  You have no clue how upset I am over this. I am stressing bad.  I guess I can reduce myself to (pardon my language) whore’s bath but that seems to make the whole thing worse.  So dear readers you should be very glad to be reading THIS than to be here SMELLING it….so have a good whatever day of the week it is and may the bath angels will smile down on me and every one that has to be around me……

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