raramomtoo3

Hey there my dear readers I hope your Sunday is going well.  I hope you are resting as God intended.  Of course I guess God intended me to work.  He also intended for me to have three children determined to kill each other and a husband that thinks yelling at the top of his lung is REALLY going to help get the kids to do their chores.  I don’t know why no one in this house can do ANYTHING without yelling.  SEE EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE YELLS FOR NO GOOD REASON! Ok I am sorry I had to get that out of my system.  Now see when I pulled out the old laptop I thought I didn’t have anything to bore you with today and I was WRONG.  As I have mentioned a dear angel provided my family a stove for Christmas.  Due to the chaos of Christmas and that crap we haven’t had a chance to use the new one.  Yes I know how sorry a mom I am to have not used a stove for over a week but everything we have had is microwavable friendly.  So of course you know how it is when you move something in your house that you haven’t moved since you moved into the place?  You find those missing items you thought the “goblin” had stolen.  Then there are food particles you find that you haven’t cooked in two years.  Well that is what the kids are cleaning up now and they are complaining like no tomorrow.  They just assume that a cleaning fairy pops in and cleans things up while they slumber but they now that I am not a fairy and that they are going to help out.  Now don’t get me wrong I didn’t have children just to have remote controls, dishwasher, dog walkers, or little maids.  However I didn’t sign a contract stating that when I got married that I ALONE would be the cook, housekeeper, laundry person, or well YOU KNOW.  So until I start getting help this mom and wife is going on strike.  Of course they can hold out longer than I can.  If I see dishes I get “drawn” to them and I must wash them.  If I find dirty clothes I wash them.  It just doesn’t seem fair that not only do I have to work outside the house but I should everything in the house.  So I am sitting here complaining to you all instead of listening to their annoying conversation.  So let’s move on dear readers and we can BOTH ignore them OK?  I am still not in top ship shape right now  so it is another day of watching TV.  I found myself sucked into the Lifetime Movie Network movie earlier this afternoon.  It was a movie about this lady who becomes a nanny for this family where the mom has two REAL kids and one imaginary child.  The husband and oldest daughter “help” this mental defect by pretending that the imaginary child is real.  It was a train wreck people I could not change the channel.  The worst part my dear readers is when I CRIED when the “imaginary” child dies.  Yes I cried when the invisible child died.  My children looked at me when I start crying and said “Yeah ummmm mom the child wasn’t real”.  I cried even harder.  It was one of those things when in a weird twisted way what if YOU really thought you had a child and you really didn’t wouldn’t that suck when reality struck you.  Ok on that note I will stop for today because I wouldn’t want you guys to think I am insane.  Hell you that know me KNOW I am insane and wouldn’t be shocked.  So I ask that the “children angels” real or not smile down on you today.

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