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Hey is that a train or a plane or superman?  Nope it is a freaking tornado.  This should tell you how my freaking Tuesday is going.  Yes I am still having my panic attacks.  They are getting bad and I might have to go the ER if they don’t stop.  Yesterday I had one so bad (yes I was blogging while it was happening so it was the panic attack and NOT my pain meds) that I had to call my husband on his cell phone and freak out on the other end of the line.  I was completely convinced that I was dying.  Go figure people I am losing my ever loving mind.  Of course I had to go to WebMD.  I will give you some advice my dear readers NEVER and I mean NEVER go to WebMD when you think you might be dying.  Every one of those “might be’s” turn into HOLY CRAP I HAVE THIS.  So I wasted 20 minutes of his cell phone minutes.  We have one of the “prepaid” phones so you know how much that cost us.  However my home health nurse came back at the same time they got home and she assured me it would be ok but if I kept having the unable to breathe thing to go to the ER.  As she pointed out I am stuck in my house, unable to do anything and I am so stressed.   Then I pictured myself like Jimmy Stewart in that movie where he has a broken leg and he is convinced his neighbor was killing people.  So ummmm yea I wouldn’t suggest you stop by or anything because I might get you confused with a serial killer.  So let’s recap my day shall we? I have not been able to rest or remain calm due to panic attacks and tornadoes.  I have NO freaking clue what I will do if we have a tornado warning.  We have a small basement but I can’t get into it or out of it when I have all working body parts.  So my husband went to get the kids from school due to the weather coming towards us.  So while he is gone I try to get dressed by myself.  Now picture this (or maybe not) I have to get my big butt out of my pajamas which takes an act of congress.  I then have to put clothes ON.  It took me twenty freaking minutes to get my clothes back on.  I did a whole Three Stooges skit all by myself.  So my husband and kids get home and the storm goes to the south of us.  Don’t get me wrong I am glad it went around us but that was a lot of work people.  Anyway my prayers are this is over for the day and I can put my pajamas back on.  I got my shower today so that helps me feel a little bit better.  I used my new toy my mother-in-law brought me to shave my legs.  This thing is awesome and I will just use it all the time.  It is a razor on a stick.  If you love Jeff Dunham as much as I do you will appreciate the “Razor on a Stick” joke.  I have had to hide the new toy though.  My children are hypnotized by these medical accessories I am collecting.  So I have to keep it put up so they won’t play swords with it.  I am going to set you free for today dear friends and loved ones.  So I pray the “storm” angels watch over us all today….

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