Jan 16 2009
Did you think you were that lucky????
Well here I am again. It is Friday and I have decided to keep going for awhile. You just thought you were going to get lucky and not have to read my ramblings. I might not get paid but it is always good to be able to share my thoughts with others. It doesn’t matter if they are sad, happy, funny or downright scary. I also know our family likes to be updated about what happens in our insane household. Today my oldest daughter is having friends over. This the first time we are having more than one friend over at a time. Let’s recap here. My oldest daughter is 12 going on 13. So we are expecting 4 more preteens over. I am glad I have a broken foot. This way I can say “Oh I am so sorry but my foot is broke but Jasmine’s dad will help you all out.” See things do work out don’t they. You will be happy to know I showered today. I went for three days with no shower. I haven’t done that since I was a baby and other people had to bath me. So I am feeling better in that department. I figured my daughter would appreciate me taking a shower and put on my nice pajamas for when I stumble out of the bedroom with my lipstick on my face like I have been drinking all day with a wine glass in one hand and a cigarette in the other. I will start talking in the worst drunken redneck voice I can come up with. Also add in the hair curlers and hair net and my passing gas as I shake the friend’s hand. This dear friends and family is revenge for the times she has had a hissy fit in Wal-mart (like Wednesday afternoon for example). The tantrums she has when she “hates” us or when we “embarrass” her. I am just joking I will stay in my room unless they start bugging the other two kids then I will come out there. Well I am feeling a little sick of course I just ate like twenty Tootsies Rolls. On that note I hope the “sleep over” angels smile down on my wee ones today. My love to all…here’s hoping a 1,000 people will have nothing better to do that listen to me……..
