raramomtoo3

Well Happy Sunday dear readers.  I am getting this week’s Dear President disability need letter for the week.  Have you done yours?  My hope is that EVERYONE who is need of disability hearings will join in my campaign.  The more of us who stand up for not only our own disability but for ALL the families out there who are also in need of a hearing.  I don’t have much to talk about today other than my NASCAR is finally back after three months off and I am excited dear friends.  I have a torture tool at my disposal every Sunday for the next nine monthsJ  My answering machine will be on Sunday’s so unless you are Kenny Wallace or someone with FREE NASCAR tickets I won’t be picking up.  There will be NO other programming on my TV and if you need to speak to me while NASCAR is on then you must learn proper NASCAR lingo.  For example if I yell “COMMERCIAL…..GREEN GREEN GREEN…GO GO GO” then you would need to move out of the way because I am headed to the bathroom and I must be back before commercials are over.  Of course with a broken foot my plan is not to drink anything so I don’t have to go potty.  HECK if the NASCAR drivers can hold it for the entire race then so can I….RIGHT?  Also I will not be afraid to “Bump Draft” you out of the way of the race to the toilet.  If you hear me cursing I would stay away if you hear me cheering stay away because if someone screws my driver over then I get a little touchy.  So for the future remember if you do call and all you hear is “Uh Uh” no matter the conversation then you are PRE-WARNED that I am not listening to what you are saying and for that reason I cannot be held accountable for what I might say or agree too…..Kind of like when they give you happy gas before surgery they tell you not to sign important papers or contracts when I can’t agree to anything for that same reason during my NASCAR.  So I have stated this information for all of you in advance.  So till tomorrow dear readers may God be blessing you today….

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