Mar 19 2009
Every Kite has it’s day…..
Well dear readers and here we are again…me being the bad little blogger and leave you hanging on for more of my wit. Ok I know that is bullcrap…..you are just nosyJ Well not too much has taken place since we last talked. My oldest child went to her first school dance and in a poodle skirt no less….those of you who know my daughter will be SHOCKED that she would were something other than jeans and black clothes but she looked really cute and she even got “Elvis” to send me a little message on a video. I assume she had a good time. Then the next weekend I had a “call” from another mother complaining that my daughter was cursing her daughter and she felt that wasn’t proper language for a thirteen year old….My first thought I wanted to say “The is BULLSh*t, and my f**king child doesn’t use that type of F**king language and I don’t know where in the H*LL you think you are calling”. I of course didn’t say that but it cracks me up every time I play that in my sick sense of humor part of my brain. You know the part where you find stuff funny when you know you shouldn’t. Ok well maybe that is just me I guess. My oldest is also going to be in a play next Friday night. For those loved ones here is the invitation in case I forget to tell you. This brings us to my middle child. My son has developed a bad attitude to his dad. My husband and son are fighting like roosters at a redneck cockfight. I am tempted to kick them both outside and fight to the death and the winner comes back in. I am however proud of my son because he was the third runner up in a story telling contest in 4-H program. Tomorrow is kite day at his school so I will limp my butt up to the play ground and TRY not to get sand in my “fashion” boot. Of course I am planning on being hit with many kites. Why would I be so certain this will happen? I know this because I get hit with kites when I can run. So I can only assume that I will be fair game since I have no chance of escaping my fate. If you don’t hear from me soon you can assume I have had a head injury from kite day. This brings me to my wee one…..my youngest child is one of the funniest kids I know. We went to see Madea goes to jail a couple of weeks ago. The other day we were picking her up from school and she started in on a story that her friend did something wrong to her and she got even. I said that wasn’t nice and she replies to me with “She got so I give”. If you have watched Madea you will know why this was so funny. Every day she has new stories to tell and she is always so funny. I might complain and whine about my children but I am the luckiest mommy in the world. God blessed me with three of the best kids in the world. They are ALL funny, smart, beautiful, and caring. So even when I am whining about them I would change them for the world. As far as myself I am here. My foot still hurts and go back to the doctor next week so I will update then. I went to my last physical therapy till I go back to the doctor and see if I need to keep going. Well that is about all I have for now. My brothers 2nd “angel” is a few days away. I am getting sadder as the day approaches but I know I will survive this one the same way I did the others.
